Negative Guild

Bloo Driver · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:48 pm Post subject:

I think we may have a new wordfilter.
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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming, as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

- Tycho, Penny Arcade

TheWILL · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:52 pm Post subject:

TheWILL · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:22 pm Post subject:

FYI, Axe Cop and Dr. McNinja are having a crossover.

HOLY SHIT

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Bloo Driver · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:03 pm Post subject:

That image with the LET'S GO needs to be a poster or a t shirt or a person I can have sex with or something.
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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming, as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

- Tycho, Penny Arcade

Rokku · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:34 pm Post subject:

QC doesn't really have lesbians.

Now Menage A 3 has lesbians. Nerd fetish lesbians.
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Brena · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:47 am Post subject:

Rich · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:43 pm Post subject:

Revealing that there are no actual lesbians in QC has reduced my possible interest in it even more.
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Bloo Driver · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:32 pm Post subject:

There's the one, but she mostly just shows up so people can say the word lesbian or espouse lesbian humor in context.
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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming, as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

- Tycho, Penny Arcade

Rich · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:32 pm Post subject:

butt jokes

I just belatedly realized the alt text is: "I have a college degree"
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Never criticize a man until you walk a mile in their shoes. Then not only are you a mile away, but you got their shoes.

TheWILL · Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:04 am Post subject:

I wish I could be as haughty as Hanners is in today's QC.
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TheWILL · Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:29 am Post subject:

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Bloo Driver · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:33 pm Post subject:

Rich, are you writing for Cracked now?

http://www.cracked.com/article_18680_political-cartoons-lowest-form-communication.html
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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming, as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

- Tycho, Penny Arcade

Rich · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:57 pm Post subject:

"Christina H" is my pen name
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Never criticize a man until you walk a mile in their shoes. Then not only are you a mile away, but you got their shoes.